The 'yes or no' game.
paintdrying: aajmahal: You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no. Leh go! ill do it id ont give a fuck
Drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not...– Hunter S. Thompson (via laughuntilwedie)
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
best-of-funny: fluffywhitechicken: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you X
You are most powerful when you are most silent. People never expect silence....– Alison McGhee (via katisque) They always expect the worst when you don’t talk. Because they don’t know. Once you speak, they know. People can’t handle that sort of ignorance.
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...– Chris Brogan (via thatkindofwoman)
Watching all your friends graduate as you sit on your ass is a new type of feeling of worthlessness. It’ll pass.
betterbemeta: There are two kinds of people
dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make Animals don’t have frontal lobes and so they don’t have the capacity like humans do to solve problems. Most of what they process goes through the brain stem which focuses on instincts and primal needs. Curiosity and other humanistic actions can either be learned or developed out of certain circumstances using...
Someday, I will own a bat. And he will be a fuzzy bat and do bat things.